Avoid These Crash Pad Couches At All Cost
If you need somewhere to crash, and a friend offers up their couch, we’d generally say to go for it.
If you’re considering sleeping on one of these couches, however, it’s time to take a long hard look at your life choices. Aaand the life choices of your couch-owning friend, for that matter.
In the interim, here are some general rules of thumb when deciding whether or not to crash on someone’s couch:
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Rule of Thumb: Avoid anything more tape than couch
Rule of Thumb: Avoid anything with direct evidence that other people fucked on it
Rule of Thumb: Avoid anything “impalement-themed”
Rule of Thumb: Avoid anything actively on fire
Rule of thumb: Avoid anything these guys have ever sat on
TV’s Ben Hoffman narrowly avoided the last one when he went deep into the lives of some typical Comedy Central viewers. Get a tetanus shot and join him on Couched, the new series from CC: Studios.
Get more Ben on the series premiere of The Ben Show, coming to Comedy Central February 28th at 10/9c.
